tl;dr

From Urban Dictionary

tl;dr

Meaning: Literally, "Too long; didn't read" Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.

Long arms of the law

The long arms of law will not even spare the gods!!!

Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra was a top baseball player in the 50s and 60s, playing for the New York Yankees. But many people know him more for his quotes. They were beautiful malapropism but they were funny because they presented the truth in a simple way.
In some ways, Laloo Prasad Yadav tries to be like him though he has never said anything as memorable. Some of his funny quotes over here.
His best : "I didn't really say everything I said."